Dumber Every Day

Crypto explainers and commentary for idiots.

If you’re reading this, it’s too late.

You fell prey to the pump-and-dumps, the ponzis, and the shillfluencers.

You confidently retweeted a 17-year-old’s fundamental analysis of your bags.

You roundtripped your portfolio and your brain is spaghetti.

You got carried away.

You thought you were a genius.

Maybe, just maybe, it could have ended differently if you were an idiot.

That’s why our goal at fortyiq is simple.

We’ll make you dumber every day.